Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

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4 hours ago // 64,810 notes


if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.

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5 hours ago // 202,088 notes


ik breek een hart,
er sneuvelt glas,
ik doe het niet uit onhandigheid,
maar ‘t geeft aan dat ik daar eens was.

- Roosbeef

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6 hours ago // 12 notes
You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you. Redvers Bailey   (via biebercy)

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6 hours ago // 14,754 notes





What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?


Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

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6 hours ago // 65,320 notes


My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

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6 hours ago // 61,954 notes


I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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1 week ago // 580,854 notes



This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

This is so important

How does this not have more notes?! Seriously, take the time to read this because it could save a life. Or SEVERAL.
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things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

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1 week ago // 202,001 notes

Goddess Sculptures
4000 - 3000 BCE
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