Whenever my roommate goes quiet for too long I softly chant “let’s get down to business…” and she’ll go “TO DEFEAT  - THE HUNS” and that’s how we acknowledge that we are both still awake


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one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

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It’s October!!!!!

unexplained-events:

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princcess:

Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon

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15 hours ago // 19,335 notes
hetheria:

credit
super-meaningful-url:

Inspiring words from ‘A very short introduction to: Archaeology’.
r-e-c-o-g-n-i-z-e-r:

Lucy  (2014)

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roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

peoplemask:

peashooter85:

Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.

This is definitely old and definitely a winged wang with a wang and another wang, but… not sure it’s Roman. That looks a lot like some Greek letters up top.
Impressed by the level of detail on the foreskin.

is this
classical
dick butt

DICKBUTTS OF ANTIQUITY
MY FEELINGS ON BEING SINGLE:

thejunglenook:

markscherz:

preppybiologist:

mo-mtn-girl:

molecularbiologistproblems:

Fuck it. I’m a molecular biologist I’m just going to genetically engineer myself a husband.

I guess there’s a chance I’ll find a frog prince??

didn’t you know getting a frog…

guys, maybe this is why we are single.


1 day ago // 301 notes
archaeo-geek:

beatonna:

I want cable knit sweaters to be something they are not 

The woe of Nova Scotian fashion: Expectation vs. Reality!
http://thejunglenook.tumblr.com/post/98821812730/schmergo-my-anaconda-dont-want-none-until-the

schmergo:

My anaconda don’t want none until the mating season, which occurs during the rainy season, and can last for several months, usually from April to May. During this time, males must find females. Typically, female snakes will lay down a trail of pheromones for the males to follow,…


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11 Surefire Ways To Get People To Notice Your Lady Outfit

no but really, click it. trust me.


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